Twinkle....

"Mommy, when we get home I'm gonna hold it."

"Hold what?"

"I'm gonna hold it."

"Hold what Sam?"

"I'm gonna hold it when I get home."

"Okay, I got that, but what are you going to hold when you get home?"

"I'm gonna hold IT mommy."

"What is IT?" (louder)

"It mommy, I'm gonna hold it."

"Sam I have no idea what you are talking about. I do not know what it is." (even louder)

"Pee pee mommy. I don't have to go that bad so I'm gonna hold it when I get home."

Duh...