Monday, September 10, 2007


"If you don't count the epidurals, I've had nothing stronger than Tylenol for five years."
Lainey Ham on why she does not plan on having a fourth child.
Elaine, if you read this, I want you to know that I am bringing a six pack or whatever you crave to the hospital as soon as this child is born...even if I'm preggers! You are so much better than I..who holds a baby in one arm and a drink in the other while nursing...if your kids turn out significantly brighter, we'll know why.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You're blog made me laugh! And my children will certainly not be brighter...but more uptight with the worry they get from their mother fretting over every last thing. You're kids will be relaxed and happy-go-lucky, while mine are in years of therapy with some odd OCD and concern how their frequent hyperventilating is adding to chaos theory......

BTW...I like nice fruity wine coolers. Just thought I'd mention it ;)